I’m away for a week pls don’t expect the usual clusterfuck of posts I usually reblog when I’m here i love y’all byyye
I finished packing in 30 minutes so yay me.
But the baby wanted to party until 3am instead of sleeping.
Nursing has become a nightmare because he’s teething and he fucking gnaws on my nipples (I no longer have TMI boundaries at this time of night).
He’s in a leap too and the only way to…
Theyre more like cinnamon bun shaped pizza bites now but they’re fucking delicious I hope u enjoy em
How come when I wear 3 layers of clothing (bra t shirt hoodie) with no deodorant I have absolutely no armpit sweat but as soon as I decide to wear a nice thing even if I don’t leave my room I could sweat a good whole tablespoon of sweat I am so fucking pissed god dammit
The Destiny Beta embargo for videos has been lifted. I will now post this. @GavinFree @GeoffLRamsey (x)
things girls look for in a guy
- brown hair
- military record
- works for roosterteeth
- named dan
its dan the man
Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
Played: 6266 times
At which point the Fandom let out a collective, “Ohhhhh shit.”
Sexuality: Locus with the Incineration cannon