I’m away for a week pls don’t expect the usual clusterfuck of posts I usually reblog when I’m here i love y’all byyye



I finished packing in 30 minutes so yay me.

But the baby wanted to party until 3am instead of sleeping.

Nursing has become a nightmare because he’s teething and he fucking gnaws on my nipples (I no longer have TMI boundaries at this time of night).

He’s in a leap too and the only way to…

Theyre more like cinnamon bun shaped pizza bites now but they’re fucking delicious I hope u enjoy em

How come when I wear 3 layers of clothing (bra t shirt hoodie) with no deodorant I have absolutely no armpit sweat but as soon as I decide to wear a nice thing even if I don’t leave my room I could sweat a good whole tablespoon of sweat I am so fucking pissed god dammit


The Destiny Beta embargo for videos has been lifted. I will now post this. @GavinFree @GeoffLRamsey (x)


July 18thvia and source with 7,962 notes


the man of a thousand faces

July 18thvia and source with 16,024 notes


things girls look for in a guy

  • brown hair
  • muscles 
  • british
  • military record
  • works for roosterteeth
  • named dan

its dan the man

July 18thvia and source with 1,754 notes
July 18thvia and source with 22,464 notes


Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

July 18thvia and source with 119,212 notes

Title: That...was...close!
Played: 6266 times


At which point the Fandom let out a collective, “Ohhhhh shit.”



Sexuality: Locus with the Incineration cannon


July 18thvia and source with 165 notes